Monday, June 21, 2010


The Naming of Cats

I noticed a cat that's been hanging out, lately, in the garden of The Chateau Marmont, where I sometimes go to write. I sent my Dad a photo, as he's particularly good at thinking up names for cats. His reply?


Does s/he have own key to pool area?


He's a pearly white, so call him 'Veneer' in homage to the countless numbers of celebs who have passed through the door of the Chateau with a mouth full of fakery in the name of self improvement.

Ps: I like his regal features, he should have been born in the Egyptian days and worshipped as a God.
That cat is Renee Zelwegger. Recently spotted running in a bra around a park.
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